US airstrike sends harsh message to 4-year-old Afghans not to mess with America

US airstrike sends harsh message to 4-year-old Afghans not to mess with America

WASHINGTON — The attacks that reportedly killed 10 civilians in Kabul justified as “absolutely necessary,” a US drone strike sent a harsh message to 4-year-old Afghans not to tamper with America, Pentagon sources confirmed Monday. “I won’t mince my words here — the United States is an unparalleled power on the global stage, and I hope Middle Eastern preschoolers now think twice before they threaten America,” said Major General William Taylor of the US military, insisting that the violent airstrike was carried out. in a residential area of ​​Kabul, the only way to issue a clear warning was that “every preschooler out there, no matter where you live, will get what comes to you when you cross America.” “Whether you’re making engine noises while playing with a toy car or filling a hole in the ground with water from a plastic bucket, 4-year-olds around the world need to know that the United States will not be intimidated and immediately hit back with precision and fury. At your home or school, taking a nap or enjoying a snack, our drones will find you and we will charge you.” At going to press, Taylor said his team had no choice but to take a disturbing chalk line they couldn’t decipher as a concrete written threat.

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